2. Walk for 10 minutes in the rain, until finally caving in to pay for a cab back to Brooklyn... even though you're only half a block from the J train.
3. Make sure the cab driver drops you off for a late dinner at Taco Santana.
4. Walk home, only to terrify strangers in your apartment with stories of your weekend escapades (see G-Rated version below).
5. Play some 2 Player Pengo at Barcade-- never to break 2500 points.
6. Stop for a Cheeseburger Deluxe at Bonita Bakery before climbing the 3 sets of dingy tenement stairs that lead to your exposed brick diamond in the rough of an apartment, crooked floors and all.
7. Ignore all of this, except for Step 5. Seriously.
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